Just when I thought the day could not get any worse yesterday, I left the office and while walking to my car found myself in a staring contest with a 6ft Male deer who expressed an unnatural attraction to my green polo shirt.
I stood still cause I didn't want to scare the deer off. Then he looked me in the eye and started moving in like he was gonna maul me all "FOX PRESENTS WHEN GOOD DEER GO BAD" special-like. Now I was less concerned about scaring him off as he was seriously scaring me. Why was he creeping? And why is there a deer in the parking lot of a pretty urbanized area?
Thankfully I have taken 3 classes of Tae Kwon Do in the last month and somehow the deer sensed this and knew better that to tangle with topic15 on a bad day.