It's time for some good old fashion ranting and raving.
For some reason beyond the realm of explanation, I have fostered a robust hatred for the word actually over the course of the past few weeks.
Not actuality or actual, just actually.
Methinks this is largely a function of the context in which I have overheard the usage of this word.
With the exception of one usage, the consistent application of this word has served no more purpose than to imply...
"Look turd brains, unlike me, you have far less than a clue, perhaps even a negative clue. It is truly your lucky day, consider I have graced you with my presence. Let my grand intellect do you a favor just this once, since I am such a great and benevolent being, and give you just a glimpse of knowing the real truth. BTW you suck and your mother dresses you funny, and not funny like a clown."
If I ruled the world, I would grant people slapping rights upon hearing that word in a conversation.