You may have heard of a Longaberger basket, but have you ever heard of a Long Beach basket?
Cause if not, break yo'self fool, for hands down the most gangsta wedding present on record...
Among the tasty treats hidden in the ghetto-fabulous cornacopia of flava are 2 40's (Bull Bull and that hateful SOB Steelie 211) and a Big ole bag of cheese doodles. There was a nice card and some Mike's, but we all know where the real action is!
Nice work James! You have raised the bar (by lowering the bar) and for that I am much obliged!