I was cleaning out my email and came across a rather jovial exchange from a while back and given that a) I am a totally unoriginal bastard these days and b) I am a totally forgetful bastard these days (I may have posted this in the past but don't recall and c) with regard to points A and B I am a totally indifferent bastard, here it goes...
(To set the stage we used to have office gangs, based on which side of the building you were sitting, it was a very scary, dangerous, dark and misogonystic time).
K-Dubs AKA K-Weezy AKA KW: West Side is the best! Down with East side!
R to the I AKA RI: Only women sit on the west side.
(note: at the time, anytime we would want to bring someone down or through salt in their game, we would emasculate their accomplishment by adding Only women INSERT ACCOMPLISHMENT).
KW: Damn, beat T15 to it!
T15: Only women beat T15 to it.
KW: Oh Snap!!!!!
T15: Only women use five exclamation points.
RI: Only women notice the use of exclamation points.
T15: I would say Touche, but only women say Touche. Consequently, sit on it.
RI: Only women would want to say touche but not say it cuz they think only a woman would say it. (Now its getting increasingly complex) Yeah, I know . . . only women make things increasingly complex.
KW: Only women are observant enough to notice complexities. Men would just say it's that time of the month and start singing the Transformer's theme song while getting chewed out for the previous comment.
If you had to choose to be a transformer which one would you be?? ***No choosing to be the one that is like 5 different ones joined together (Dino-bots, Contructa-bots, etc.)
T15: Only someone who wants to be a women transformer would try and change the nature of this email thread...
RI: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I almost peed in my pants!! YEah I know, only women almost pee in their pants.
Thankfully we have come out of the dark ages and our email exchanges have improved in their content.
Well no, not really.
KW and RI left and with them the frat boy humor fostered by an office full of young bucks.
*sigh* time to go file my TPS report.