Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Further evidence of the decline of Western Civilization

OYE!

While at the gym at some ungodly hour the other morning I caught a snippet of the today show or good morning america or some other typical morning program popular with this country's geriatric population. What I saw was disturbing evidence of the rapid descent of our culture through the continued celebration of mediocracy, the US Air Guitar Championships.

I found it exceedingly hard to believe that not only do people admit to playing air guitar, but practice it on a competitive level. Will other air instruments follow suit?

Perhaps the only thing more embarassing would be the inclusion of air drums. Have you ever seen some @$$hole driving down the road playing air drums? I found myself driving behind someone like that the other day. From behind I thought maybe they were being attacked by an angry hornet or maybe they had some sort of violent tick. Nope, just your run of the mill cracker playing air drums.

While on the subject of race, have you ever seen a black man play air guitar? No I didn't think so. Homey don't play that, so neither should you. It is the essence of someone who is uncool thinking they are cool.

I shudder to think what's next.

A jort fashion expo?

A mullet competition?

12 comments:

mmmGuinness said...

air drums are lame. EXCEPT when air drumming along to the intro of that phil collins song. you know the one I mean.

The Governess said...

AWESOME

La Bella Mafia said...

bravo - thank you for a new and exciting reason to procrastiate. keep'em coming.

The Governess said...

procrastiate!

La Bella Mafia said...

shaddup - i'm clearly too lazy to proofread as well

topic15 said...

I fourmerlee could spel reel nice, then I started uzing MS Werd.

the Nabob said...

Doodoo doodo doodoo doodoo doodo doodoo doodoodoodoo do!!

as pounded out on my dashboard

bugs! said...
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bugs! said...

wonder.....is there such a thing as air judging? Like guys who watch and then mimic what a real judge would do? Cause that'd be swell.

Mike F.

mmmGuinness said...

nabob I couldn't have said it better myself.

topic15 said...

I definitely play the air turntables, but I'd never admit it, wait, I just did? Shazbot!

Anonymous said...

Yo dude! up yours, I do that sometimes and I kick serious ass!!!!