What else did I do this weekend?
1. Almost lost my GF's cat
Ooops!
2. Watched the Rock Paper Scissors world championship on the deuce (aka ESPN2)
What's next? Pencil fighting?
3. Played the new GTA
I almost played hooky today to continue my rampage through liberty city
4. Pondered the connection between the stockholm syndrome and katieholmes syndrome?
Falling in love with a kidnapper vs falling in love with a cradle robber?
5. Learned an interesting new phrase... myoclonic jerk.
Is that a new Steve Martin movie?
No, it's that sensation of falling and/or corresponding muscle spasm you get when you are drifting off to sleep. One interpretation is that your brain thinks your body is dying (it's not, it's only temporarily shutting down) and the brain sends out a quick pulse out to say "don't die, rather, get the F%#* up you lazy POS!"
6. Let a pseudo off color comment slip in front of the fams at Father's day BBQ.
It went a little something like this....
Mom: We should celebrate all the grandkids/Niece/Nephew's birthdays while they are in town
Grandma: But what would we do about the cakes? Would each kid have their own cake? That would be a whole lotta cakes!
Sister: Maybe we should just have a bunch of cupcakes?
Grandma: How would we know which ones were boy cupcakes and which ones were girl cupcakes?
Sister: The boys would have blue frosting and the girls would have pink
Me: Yeah, and the boys cupcakes would be the ones with nuts.
Ba-Dump-Dump.
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