- Recover sleep lost this week
- Unwrap and play the new GTA I bought on tuesday
- Whittle a train out of a bar of soap for fathers day
For melady--partake of the finest offerings of Dewey Beach which for this weekend include the following:
- Vanilla Ice -- not the dessert, but the former rapper turned angry white dude in concert at the bottle and cork. I swear.
- All you can peel and eat shrimp for the ladies special offered by the local bar--seriously? Who the hell are they trying to attract with that mess? I've heard of Scandals giving away diamond earings to get the ladies in the door, but peel and eat shrimp? That's a cry for help if I ever heard it!