As if there were any lack of compelling evidence of my post-mortum destination, I spent the vast majority of the mass I attended during a wedding coming up with new and improved non-existant drinks to mess the bartenders during the reception.
I then realized, it would be soooooo much easier if I took like 7 or 8 quality words and dumped them into some sort of random compiler to come up with drinks.
I think I would use words like whiplash, mexican, banana, salty, chubby, eskimo, blowhole, and freight train. That's really all you need.
Think of the possibilities...
Barkeep! I'll have a banana whiplash, stat.
You know, a cross between a mexican freight train and a salty blowhole.
Fine, just make me a chubby eskimo.
Ok Ok...Miller lite.
Or do I want a Headless albino Fireman?