Anyone watch last comic standing last night?
Anyone racking their brains for the punchlines for the mobile phone text message jokes which could be purchased for the mere cost of $1 a piece?
Well rack no more and prepare for 3 of the worst jokes you will ever hear.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A Bucaneer (a buck an ear)
What did the tortilla say when it got to the end of the tight rope?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
An orange parrot.
No just kidding.
Congrats. You now have a comedic set good enough to make a room full of retards laugh.
Really, the only redeeming value of those jokes is that you now have a really solid chance of winning a contest of who's got the worst joke?
Speaking of which, what is a cat's favorite color?
Is bazooka joe hiring? Cause I am on fiiiiiiyyyaaaa!
Pass the cough syrup.