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polydactyl cat. Unlike most kitties, this feline freak has at least one, if not two extra claws per paw. Affectionately know as mitten kittens, these four legged fiends can use their genetic defect as an opposable thumb (thus enabling them to do chin-ups, thumb wrestle, and hitchhike). They also have the strongest
pimp hand amongst domesticated felines.
The one exception is a new breed of cat on the street. Mix one part wild african cheetah with your run of the mill domestic kitty and saw hello to the
savanna cat. Weighing in at a robust 35 pounds and consuming a steady diet of raw meet, your average house cat, this ain't. Plus it's a great way to spend four to ten thousand dollars. Where do I sign up?
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please tell me the N. has told you about the cat who can pick up pingpong balls.
Heavens no. Please do have him tell. That's pretty much a lock for a c-note on planet's funniest animals (kinda like AFV but for pets).
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